Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to
heaven, God
was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with
a faded
Vikings flag in the window.
'This house is yours for eternity, Brett,' said God. 'This is
very
special; not everyone gets a house up here.'
Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his
way up
the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It
was a
3-story mansion with a blue and silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall
flagpole
with an enormous Cowboys flag, and in every window, a blue star.
Brett looked at God and said, 'God, I'm not trying to be
ungrateful, but
I have a question. I was the league's all-time leader in pass
completions and a Hall of Famer.'
God said, 'So what do you want to know, Brett?'
'Well, why does Tony Romo get a better house than me?'
God chuckled and said, 'Brett, that's not Tony Romo's house.
It's mine.'
Disclaimer: I actually like Brett Favre and now that the Cowboys are out of the running, I am actually rooting for Brett!!!! or the Saints!!!!
I didn't know you were on here! Yay!
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